Hung out with Em all today. Best day ever. ♥
Jordan's away message:
The Republican party announced today that they are changing their emblem from an elephant to a condom. The condom more clearly reflects the party's stance because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked.
Republicans are just sexually repressed. I mean, who ever says "that is one hot piece of elephant?"
Um...yes. Weekend...and really week of movies and work. But no homework. Yeah bitch!